Sorry, do I fucking know you? You think I haven't noticed you staring at my ass every time I come into this gym? You haven't broken a single sweat working out, but you're clearly hot and bothered gawking at my body. You're a lonely, pathetic, gym perv.

Let's hope none of these gym bros notice that boner in your pants. You know, I could expose you right here right now in the most humiliating way possible. But I'll spare you on one condition...