You’ll have nothing but time on your hands for Valentine’s Day this year won’t you? You don’t have anything better to do. And I know you’re already resigned to a life without pussy. So you’re most definitely not getting laid.

I believe that everyone, even slaves like you, deserves a little bit of affection. So, I took it upon myself to set you up on a little date. I’ve set you up with someone you know very well, someone who you’re really close to, and frankly the only person I knew who’d be willing to go ALL the way with you.

Can you guess who?

You’ll have nothing but time on your hands for Valentine’s Day this year won’t you? You don’t have anything better to do. And I know you’re already resigned to a life without pussy. So you’re most definitely not getting laid.

I believe that everyone, even slaves like you, deserves a little bit of affection. So, I took it upon myself to set you up on a little date. I’ve set you up with someone you know very well, someone who you’re really close to, and frankly the only person I knew who’d be willing to go ALL the way with you.

Can you guess who?