There’s been a lot of content coming out recently about how to be an “Alpha Male”. It's all bullshit.

You know that better than anyone, don't you, beta? So today, I’ve decided that I want to give you the real secret to becoming an Alpha. How to get what you want and how to get women to want you. The only way this is going to work, is if you do exactly as I say, and obey. For the first time, this is for your benefit, beta. This is all for your own good. Do this one thing for me, and you will never have to be a beta bitch again.