Whether you like it or not, as a man, your whole life centrally revolves around one thing: sex. Everything a man does in life is ultimately in pursuit of becoming more attractive to women so that, if he’s lucky, he can get some pussy. Unfortunately for you, you’re neither lucky, attractive nor can you really be called a “man”. And, the closest thing you have to a sex life is a credit card, uninterrupted internet access and the palm of your hand. Let’s put it to use shall we, loser?

Whether you like it or not, as a man, your whole life centrally revolves around one thing: sex. Everything a man does in life is ultimately in pursuit of becoming more attractive to women so that, if he’s lucky, he can get some pussy. Unfortunately for you, you’re neither lucky, attractive nor can you really be called a “man”. And, the closest thing you have to a sex life is a credit card, uninterrupted internet access and the palm of your hand. Let’s put it to use shall we, loser?