Losers don't lead normal lives, and they certainly don't lead normal sex lives! No, losers jerk it to pixels and fuck their hands. Your sex life is digital. You keep watching me on your screen and cumming and jerking and cumming. This is the way losers have sex. So keep stroking to this RGB representation of me, loser -- it's the best you're ever going to get.

Losers don't lead normal lives, and they certainly don't lead normal sex lives! No, losers jerk it to pixels and fuck their hands. Your sex life is digital. You keep watching me on your screen and cumming and jerking and cumming. This is the way losers have sex. So keep stroking to this RGB representation of me, loser -- it's the best you're ever going to get.