We'll be putting your pathetic excuse for a dick to use today. Do you know what pin dicks like you are meant to do? You're meant to slurp up your own cum. What ELSE would you use that tiny appendage for? Sex? HA! As if.

No, no, you're going to rub and tug on that over-sized clit, wishing you were a real man. And then, your under-developed dick is going to splurt out whatever amount of cum those little balls can muster, and you're going to lick it all up. This is what the sex life of a tiny dick loser looks like. You'd better get used to it.