Whether you're still a pathetic little virgin or you've somehow managed to have sex... you get no more pussy! You're a pussy-free loser for life now, and even IF pussy is offered to you, you're going to refuse.

You don't deserve pussy. Any pussy. You're a loser, and losers only fuck their hands. So fuck your hand for me, you sad little man, and cum inside of it. It's the closest you're going to get to the real thing!