I'm so glad we waited till our wedding night to have sex. It's going to be so much more memorable this way. And I know you can't wait. And now that we're married, we can have sex all the time. In fact, I bought a little something to wear to make this evening even more special. I'm ready to consummate our marriage, dear husband, in the ONLY way you and I are ever going to have sex!

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