Ms. Marceau is about to begin cinema class! Have you been a good student & memorized all of Ms. Marceau’s catalog of movie releases & scenes? You will have a final exam on all material presented in your book! The student giggling & pitching a tent in his wet spotted khakis- YOU: stay for detention! Clearly you need further instruction on how to conduct yourself in front of a teacher who cannot help that she’s gorgeous! Since you cannot control yourself Ms. Marceau will teach you “self-control.” Follow her instructions exactly as she directs you & just maybe she won’t give you a big, fat F- ...

Ms. Marceau is about to begin cinema class! Have you been a good student & memorized all of Ms. Marceau’s catalog of movie releases & scenes? You will have a final exam on all material presented in your book! The student giggling & pitching a tent in his wet spotted khakis- YOU: stay for detention! Clearly you need further instruction on how to conduct yourself in front of a teacher who cannot help that she’s gorgeous! Since you cannot control yourself Ms. Marceau will teach you “self-control.” Follow her instructions exactly as she directs you & just maybe she won’t give you a big, fat F- for FAILURE TO JERK IT ON COMMAND!