Like every Valentine's day - you're home alone with nothing but your lack of pride, your small swollen dick and a bottle of lotion. The classic image of a lovesick loser nerd who could never score with a girl even if he tried. Alone on Valentine's day. Just like every single year. Did you think that was going to change? You were sorely mistaken, fuckface. You are doomed to be lonely on this day because you will never change. Let's face it, men like you are only good for their money and I like to rip losers like you off. Buy this looped 30 second ripoff clip like the good loser you are. Subm... Show more