I wore the same pair of socks for 3 weeks while I traveled around the country in August. They are pretty fucking gross. I've been keeping them in a plastic bag to make sure that they don't stink up my whole room. Wouldn't it be so much better if you were worshipping them in your room? They are so dirty, I would be delighted if you stuck your nose in them and inhaled deeply. Or maybe I should shove them in your mouth so you can breath and taste all that sweaty sock sweat.