Is it your New Year's Resolution to *not* be such a loser? Haha, fat chance! You are still the same fucking loser since LAST year, loser. I tell you all the things that make you a loser: tiny dick, living in your step-mom's basement, being a virgin etc etc. I'm actually surprised that I got it all in. I genuinely hysterically laugh at you for most of the time and still manage to insult you until you cry.