So much of the world has changed, but not for losers like you! You are still home alone like always! Still a virgin? Like that was ever going to change for you. Still living at home without a wife or a girlfriend? Everyone else is fucking like rabbits like usual, but not you. All you have is a hot girl up on your screen that's teasing you and telling you how to jerk off. Aren't these pink satin sheets nice? Why don't you hump the pillow and pretend it's your girlfriend. I can't stop laughing at how pathetic you are!