We are going out for Valentine's Day with our hot girlfriend's on your dime, loser. We want ALL the expensive things like Michelin star dinner with caviar, champagne, oysters - all of it. And we will pay for none of it. Deny yourself daily lattes so you can buy us a house. Send big, send hard and then go away. Delight in the knowledge that we are having the best night with our girlfriends far far away from you.