Somehow you managed to fuck up your life so badly that you now manage to fit into the most ridiculous and hilarious category of people in the universe: the middle aged virgins! Everyone laughs at 40 year old virgin losers. But looking at you, I can totally see how this came to be. You are TOTALLY unfuckable. You are sooo repulsive! You will NEVER know what it means to be a real man. It's so funny because it's actually super EASY to get laid, but you're such a retarded loser you've still not managed. Now it's too late! Who the fuck wants to have sex with a middle aged virgin? No one! You're ... Show more