You losers begged me to make another instalment of “pay Me to do nothing” and I generously obliged. You’re so fucking lucky, getting to watch me, relaxing in a five star hotel, doing nothing other than vaping, watching TV, taking a couple selfies and extending my Duolingo streak. Getting to stare at my perfect body in a shiny tight dress, and My incredible legs in Louboutins is more than you deserve already, but I even generously flip you off a couple times and call you a fucking loser at the end! Wow! What a privilege for a beta simp like you.

You losers begged me to make another instalment of “pay Me to do nothing” and I generously obliged. You’re so fucking lucky, getting to watch me, relaxing in a five star hotel, doing nothing other than vaping, watching TV, taking a couple selfies and extending my Duolingo streak. Getting to stare at my perfect body in a shiny tight dress, and My incredible legs in Louboutins is more than you deserve already, but I even generously flip you off a couple times and call you a fucking loser at the end! Wow! What a privilege for a beta simp like you.