We both know that you're a desperate penny pincher, but that's no excuse. You need to work harder and harder to spoil us. You might have to get another job, or 2? Your only purpose is to work hard and give us your money. It's that simple. We love ripping you off everyday. It is such a mind fuck that we are so greedy, and take so much from you and you get nothing in return but a big flip off! There's no reason for you to exist other than to slave everyday to buy us expensive gifts, and we don't even need them. We just enjoy the fact that you're going broke for us. Now get back to spending money... Show more