I just got home from the best Christmas party! The whole time I couldn't stop eating all the yummy food! There was Eggnog, Deviled Eggs, Cheese and Crackers, Champagne, Christmas Chili, etc. OMG! My stomach is really turning. So, I figured I'd call you over to inhale all my farts since I'm really gassy! They are going to be really stinky, so I don't want to smell them. I just use you, my fart slave to eat and and inhale all my farts. You're just a loser anyways, so you have nothing better to do tonight. Coming over to my house for me to fart on you in a privilege. So, open your mouth wide and ... Show more