It's a dangerous world out there and the only way to stay safe is to stay away from people...the air is too risky to breathe. I have received the vaccine to COVID-19 aka. Coronavirus. I have a special treat...my farts! Since you're my slave you will need something to keep you from getting the virus. By breathing in my farts, it is keeping you strong against the virus. Sniff and inhale my gas. It's the only way you'll survive!