I have been drinking lots of half and half after my long workout today. So of course I'm going to call on you, my loyal fart slave to come sniff all my farts today. I just can't stop with eating and drinking foods that make me gassy! Oh well, I don't really care. Your job is to be on your knees with your nose in my ass sniffing it all up. I am a superior Goddess, and yea..I get a little gassy sometimes..but that's not a problem with you as my fart sniffer! Of course you must tribute for all my farts too!!

I have been drinking lots of half and half after my long workout today. So of course I'm going to call on you, my loyal fart slave to come sniff all my farts today. I just can't stop with eating and drinking foods that make me gassy! Oh well, I don't really care. Your job is to be on your knees with your nose in my ass sniffing it all up. I am a superior Goddess, and yea..I get a little gassy sometimes..but that's not a problem with you as my fart sniffer! Of course you must tribute for all my farts too!!