Well, here you are again! You're on your phone, wasting valuable time goofing off...and what's this?? You're looking at pictures of me online? What a perv! Wow..you're definitely not getting that promotion. You're such a loser! What a lazy ass! You're not even doing what you're supposed to be doing. I don't know why I even let you work for me. You're lucky I don't fire you now! Well..I had a big lunch and I'm feeling pretty gassy. I have an idea...you want to keep your job?? I'm going to fart right in your face and make you sniff it all up! I know you need this job, so I'm going to take advant...

Well, here you are again! You're on your phone, wasting valuable time goofing off...and what's this?? You're looking at pictures of me online? What a perv! Wow..you're definitely not getting that promotion. You're such a loser! What a lazy ass! You're not even doing what you're supposed to be doing. I don't know why I even let you work for me. You're lucky I don't fire you now! Well..I had a big lunch and I'm feeling pretty gassy. I have an idea...you want to keep your job?? I'm going to fart right in your face and make you sniff it all up! I know you need this job, so I'm going to take advantage of you. You know I'm the kind of boss you don't want to mess with. I'll go out of my way to fuck your life up. My big ass, and big tits drive you crazy...I saw you looking at all my pictures on your phone...well, you love my ass so much? Then here you go..I'm going to rip a big stinky fart right up your nose. You like that?? Breathe it in some more..You're lucky I'm wearing these sexy underwear.. I've heard you talking behind my back, saying I'm a bitch and I'm so bossy. Well, today I'm not only bossy but I'm gassy too! Right in your face! Hahahaha!! Maybe from now on, instead of writing you up, I'll just fart in your face! Wow, I think this is turning you on..You're getting a boner! Even better..now I can totally use this against you. I'll tell all your coworkers and even your wife...You better not fuck up anymore you loser, or I'll make you my fart slave bitch! Now get back to work or else...