Well, here you are again! You're on your phone, wasting valuable time goofing off...and what's this?? You're looking at pictures of me online? What a perv! Wow..you're definitely not getting that promotion. You're such a loser! What a lazy ass! You're not even doing what you're supposed to be doing. I don't know why I even let you work for me. You're lucky I don't fire you now! Well..I had a big lunch and I'm feeling pretty gassy. I have an idea...you want to keep your job?? I'm going to fart right in your face and make you sniff it all up! I know you need this job, so I'm going to take advant... Show more