Hello my fart slave! Awww..you look a little bummed out cause you don't have a valentine this year. But that's ok cause you know I have the best Valentine for you...MY FARTS!! Hahaha! Of course that's what you get. No need for mushy talk, or chocolates..Just open your nose and mouth and inhale all my farts. They're really stinky cause I've been eating all the chocolates I'VE been getting...so this is a perfect opportunity to rip a few big farts in your face. You can thank me with a nice fat tribute!