If you've ever wondered what I might honestly think of your penis, then this is exactly what you need. In this audio I detail My thoughts about how you're likely going to fall on My personal rating scale (spoiler alert: very few penises rank highly in My eyes), what specific things to look for & why I feel they are important, as well as instructions on how to evaluate that thing between your legs.

If you aren't able to take a blunt opinion & evaluate yourself honestly, this is not for you. But, if you are genuinely curious or enjoy some penis humiliation (with the unlikely outcome ...

If you've ever wondered what I might honestly think of your penis, then this is exactly what you need. In this audio I detail My thoughts about how you're likely going to fall on My personal rating scale (spoiler alert: very few penises rank highly in My eyes), what specific things to look for & why I feel they are important, as well as instructions on how to evaluate that thing between your legs.

If you aren't able to take a blunt opinion & evaluate yourself honestly, this is not for you. But, if you are genuinely curious or enjoy some penis humiliation (with the unlikely outcome that you'll actually score high on My scale), then don't wait.

Get listening & tell Me: How do YOU measure up?