The little elf gets a verbal barrage of insults and taunts when I see just how short and tiny he is under that stupid looking elf hat he's wearing. There's no hiding the fact that he is a short and puny elf, forever destined to be bossed around, laughed at and completely dominated by all Women that come across him. After measuring him up, can both see just how short he is, ESPECIALLY when he is standing next to an Amazon Goddess such as Myself. For some little guys, there's just no growing UP !