What do I expect from a new piece of floor covering or human carpet ? It's pretty simple: it must be very still under My feet, it shouldn't move under the My full body weight, it should clean the soles of My shiny thigh high boots when I trample and scrape them over it, it should in fact be very comfortable for Me to stand on, walk all over, and poke My pointy high heels into.....as long as My floor covering can satisfy these requirements, then it may just be upgraded to a permanent piece of carpet in My house, now wouldn't that be nice?

What do I expect from a new piece of floor covering or human carpet ? It's pretty simple: it must be very still under My feet, it shouldn't move under the My full body weight, it should clean the soles of My shiny thigh high boots when I trample and scrape them over it, it should in fact be very comfortable for Me to stand on, walk all over, and poke My pointy high heels into.....as long as My floor covering can satisfy these requirements, then it may just be upgraded to a permanent piece of carpet in My house, now wouldn't that be nice?