Once a loser always a loser. You might feel the urge to become a better man for the New Year but we both know you have and will fail miserably. So it's time to just embrace your loserdom. And what's more disguting and perverted than consuming the very product of your loser habit? This year you will edge more and more for me. And to remind you of your place, everytime you cum you will eat it, splurp it all up. This will be the loser diet of your new year and the rest of your life