You've been drafted gooner, it's time to step up. Face the fact that women around the world have been treated like second class citizens, not served the same opportunities as men. Without choice all power and control over your own anatomy has gone. You're my white knight fighting gooner bot. Drooling and gooning over my perfect womanly body. I will turn every single man just like you, gooning out your brains till there's nothing but a helpless drone listening to my every word.