Today me and my friends had the most fun ever as I invited them round over to trample my human doormat slave into dust beneath our feet. It was such a thrill feeling him sink into the earth beneath our feet as we all climbed onto our human carpet at once, giggling and posing for the camera as we crushed him beneath their combined weight. We took turns marching, posing and jumping on our human doormat leaving no part of his loser body unflattened!