Hey there, Macy's bots and slaves! It was my birthday recently, and some of you were such good boys and girls that I felt I should reward you by showing you some of my birthday haul! I just love giving you losers a purpose in life by allowing you to spend your hard earned cash on buying things to me, just to get an ounce of my attention. Well today is your lucky day as I made a full video for you as a reward!