I just went on a date with this tiny little man and I was just obsessed by how small he was. The thing is, I just love using my big strong arms to lift and throw tiny men around! So naturally I couldn’t wait to get him back to my place so I could compare his teeny muscles to my mighty biceps, strip him down so we can compare bodies, then effortlessly hoist him up in the air, his legs dangling as I carry him all around the room! I couldn’t help but do bicep curls with him, as well as throwing him up in the air and catching him like a toy, and parading him around the room in various carries ...

I just went on a date with this tiny little man and I was just obsessed by how small he was. The thing is, I just love using my big strong arms to lift and throw tiny men around! So naturally I couldn’t wait to get him back to my place so I could compare his teeny muscles to my mighty biceps, strip him down so we can compare bodies, then effortlessly hoist him up in the air, his legs dangling as I carry him all around the room! I couldn’t help but do bicep curls with him, as well as throwing him up in the air and catching him like a toy, and parading him around the room in various carries such as cradle, piggyback and throwing him over my muscular shoulders!