It's your wedding anniversary, but naturally you're here with your Goddess Macy instead of your wife like the committed little loser you are. I'm just so much hotter and better than your wife in every way, and you'd rather spend your time grovelling for my attention, spending all of your hard earned cash on me than spend your anniversary with your wife. How funny is that? Hey maybe I should call your wife and tell her all about how you've been giving me all of your money and have nothing left to spend on her. Wouldn't that be funny? Why don't you grovel for me while I think about it.