So this creepy loser has been stalking me and my friend Alana Reign, and he's about to learn he's messed with the wrong women. We make this little man realise what a pathetic loser he really is by cream pie-ing his right in his face, repeatedly! We smash pie after pie in his loser face, really grinding it into his face before making him stand before us like a human target as we hurl pie after pie at his face! After showing off our pie throwing marksmanship, we decide to keep this little loser's humiliation going by pulling out raw eggs and throwing them at him!