Dreams do come true. Here I was, walking home from the beach, crushing little seashells beneath my sandy big feet, wondering what it would be like to squish a little man beneath my feet, and here you are! An actual tiny man, waiting for me right at my house! You and me are going to have the best fun ever as I play with you, squishing and crushing you beneath my perfect giantess soles.. And after I'm done toying with you I might just crunch, chomp and eat you whole!