I'm going to put you to good use today, since you're always so desperate to be around me.. You're going to kneel in front of me with your mouth wide open and your tongue out, and I'm going to use you as my human ashtray. Does that sound good loser? Your only job in life is to sit there while I blow smoke in your face and tell you all about your new place in life, before I make you swallow all of my ash and my cigarette butt..