You are my human wallet, and you're welcome. I've given you a purpose in life when you had none, a reason for living. I am your reason to wake up in the morning, to go to work and to slave away all day. You work yourself to the bone yet live a life of poverty because that is what pleases me. You get to give me all of your money so I can have fun and frivolously spend your cash while you eat ramen to survive. Today I found out that you dared to have a fine meal - steak no less! - and your bank cards will pay the consequences. I'm going to run your accounts down into the ground today as puni... Show more