"You tell me that in order to cum today I need to do something really disgusting for you. Instruct me to get a funnel and stick it in my mouth, then lie down and put my legs over my head, and piss in the funnel. Count me down to pissing in my mouth and laugh at, humiliate, and insult me while I empty my bladder down my throat. After my bladder has been completely emptied, laugh at me and tell me you tricked me, you can't believe I thought you would let me cum. A pathetic loser like me deserves to be denied forever and I just pissed in my mouth for no reason."