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Don't act so excited... you're not being released from chastity today. Or any day from now on. You're just a pathetic small dick loser, and I consider it a public service to keep you locked up, to spare other women the trouble of being disappointed by you. Listen closely while I explain in intimate detail exactly why you're such a sexual failure, why no women will give you the time of day, and why I'm planning on holding onto your cock cage keys forever, teasing you with every jingle of my pretty new necklace.