Here is an assignment for you slaves out there. You need permission to touch yourself, and I am actually going to give that to you. But there is a catch. You must follow my instructions. You will need weights (fishing weights will work well), some string, and some clothespins.

I am going to teach you how to tie up those balls of yours, to stretch them out to the max. Then I am going to make you hang weights on them. I also want you to put clothespins exactly where I tell you to put them! Now, stand up and feel that weight and that pain! Swing yourself back and forth, just like my s... Show more