Why is my patient so tired? Perhaps something was slipped into his drink. He follows my orders and gets into the barber's chair. So drowsy and confused he is as I tie him down. Snapping on my latex gloves, I gag him. Oh no, he better not come-to, I need him nice and WEAK and HELPLESS. So I give him a few injections. I come out with my forceps and use them in VERY sensitive places. I then bring out my giant, Ice-pick length urethral sound... THESE TESTS ARE NECESSARY....