The customer wrote: You're home early from school and find your scientist step-father in the form of a sausage man. He begs for your help and asks you to call your step-mother. You pick up your phone but realize this is your perfect opportunity to get rid of your annoying step-father. ou stare at him, licking your lips at how delicious he looks after a long day of school. You begin to reason with yourself if you should really help him – you think about how much he does annoy you and how much better your life would be without him. He yells at you and scolds you to pay attention and to call y...

The customer wrote: You're home early from school and find your scientist step-father in the form of a sausage man. He begs for your help and asks you to call your step-mother. You pick up your phone but realize this is your perfect opportunity to get rid of your annoying step-father. ou stare at him, licking your lips at how delicious he looks after a long day of school. You begin to reason with yourself if you should really help him – you think about how much he does annoy you and how much better your life would be without him. He yells at you and scolds you to pay attention and to call your step-mother or you’re in big trouble. You pick him up the phone, dial your step-mother, and as it rings, you stare at your step-father – your mouth begins to water and you can'’ help but lick your lips. You slam the phone onto the counter, “You know what step-daddy, I think I’m going to make a sandwich first...mhmmm” You pick him up, turn on the stove, and before you drop him into the hot oil, he tells you this isn’t right. Think about this! Before you can doubt yourself, your phone rings and you drop him into the hot pan to cook. It’s your step-mother. You talk to her on the phone as you cook your step-father.Once he’s nicely charred, you place him in a big soft sandwich bun with some lettuce and tomatoes. He won't stop crying, so you cover him with extra mayo. You start devouring him from legs to head, but his cries annoy you, so you flip him around, staring at him in the eyes, lick your lips, open your mouth wide. You eat everything.