The noodles that I ordered are not really what I expected, so I am going to spice them up and feed them to you! How? Feeding them to you with my feet! I have two plates full of noodles and I put my feet inside and some sauce and I make a great pasta, 'foot-mixing' them! I know that my feet look delicious and I know that you would beg me to clean them with your mouth, you pervert!