Word around town is that you have a tiny penis. I have come here to make that judgement myself.

Ha! Looks like everyone is right. How pathetic? I go off to show you a few things that are bigger then your teeny peeny and laugh at you viciously. I tell you how you *MIGHT* be able to solve your problem, but quickly remind you that as long as you're a little dick loser, you are NOT in the cool club!