I wore these gorgeous black leather peep toe platform ankle booties the entire time I was in New York City. The soles were pitch black and covered in city grime. I can only imagine what I might have stepped in along the way. So nice to keep a living shoe rag under my floor so eager to clean my heels spotless with its tongue. I must admit, watching that sole mop get blackened from the filth on my soles was quite amusing. Of course when I wanted my mop cleaned I simply spit in its mouth to wash all that dirt down the drain. Keep licking, sole licker!

I wore these gorgeous black leather peep toe platform ankle booties the entire time I was in New York City. The soles were pitch black and covered in city grime. I can only imagine what I might have stepped in along the way. So nice to keep a living shoe rag under my floor so eager to clean my heels spotless with its tongue. I must admit, watching that sole mop get blackened from the filth on my soles was quite amusing. Of course when I wanted my mop cleaned I simply spit in its mouth to wash all that dirt down the drain. Keep licking, sole licker!