The enclosed latex hood is the perfect decoration for my human waste bin. When its garbage hole isn't required, I can just zip it up and stow it away like anything else I own that I don't happen to need at the moment. If I feel like relaxing with a cigar, like I did tonight, I can just unzip its rubber covered face to expose my hungry ashtray. It needs to learn that it's not human any longer -- it's nothing more than an object that exists to serve my purposes! I took my time to enjoy this smoke while dangling my boot heel in front of its glassy eyes, and spitting and ashing into its gaping tra...

The enclosed latex hood is the perfect decoration for my human waste bin. When its garbage hole isn't required, I can just zip it up and stow it away like anything else I own that I don't happen to need at the moment. If I feel like relaxing with a cigar, like I did tonight, I can just unzip its rubber covered face to expose my hungry ashtray. It needs to learn that it's not human any longer -- it's nothing more than an object that exists to serve my purposes! I took my time to enjoy this smoke while dangling my boot heel in front of its glassy eyes, and spitting and ashing into its gaping trash hole. When I was done, I put out my hot cigar on its tongue, stuffed the butt in its mouth and zipped it back up! Then starts the auto cleaning cycle for the next time I need to dispose of my waste.