You have been very, very naughty. You know what happens to bad boys, don't you? They get punished, of course! I've clearly been taking it too easy on you and it's time for me to step it up. I am going to beat you with a wide variety of implements on your bare, naked bottom. I will give you one thousand strikes exactly - and if you get mouthy, I'll double that number. I am sure once you're a crying, sorry mess with a very red, sore bottom, you'll remember to be a good boy again!