I have been wearing my fuzzy pink socks around the dungeon all day long. I've literally walked all over boys in them. Who knows what kind of nasty things have soaked into the fabric? I bet that makes your mouth water, doesn't it? Do you want to worship my filthy fuzzy socks? Of course you do. I'm even going to let you. Be careful not to get too greedy, though - my socks are all you'll be getting today!