Did you miss me, little cucky? I was gone for a long time, wasn't I? A whole two weeks without your Mistress must have been torment for you! I'd like to say that I thought of you, but I was much too busy enjoying being fucked by a real man. I know you wish you were there with us, but my boyfriend doesn't want to see your pathetic face. Does that hurt your feelings? Well, cheer up! I bought you a couple souvenirs from my little getaway...