I call you into my office after hours to discuss a very serious matter. It seems you've been using company property for personal business. I found something very curious on the printer. It seems that you've filled out an application to serve a dominatrix. You even filled out an extensive list of interests. I never knew you were such a pervert! Well, if you want to serve a woman, you'll be serving me. You are going to do everything I say from now on - or all this sensitive information might just go public. We wouldn't want that, now would we?