You really are a failure as a man. You don't embody any of the qualities that a male should. Let's be blunt, shall we? You're a loser. It must be difficult trying to live up to all those expectations that you just can't ever hope to reach. The obligations must truly be weighing on you. If only there was a way for you to exist without all the stress. I know! You'll make a much better pet than a man. You can be my puppy. You can do tricks and entertain me. I'll teach you to obey me like a good mutt. Let's slip this collar around your throat and you can see just how right it feels to be my lit... Show more