What are you? I've seen you scurrying around the floor of my house all day. You've been stealing my crumbs and peeking up at me like a little pervert. You look like a tiny little man, but I can't quite tell. Maybe you're a bug! If you're a bug, I should just crush you and be done with it. I can't have an insect living in my pristine house. If you're a little man, however, perhaps I'll keep you in a cage and toy with you for my amusement. So, which is it? Are you a pest or a pet?